Ok, last week I posted about butterfly pool floats (CLICK HERE) which I still think are pretty cool. But the thing about those is that they're really only made for one person.
Now, what you NEED, is a pizza pool float. Sure, one slice per person, but put them together and voilà! You have a multi-person float that looks like a pizza pie! OMG!
Yeah, you can take it on the river!