The Bronx Zoo lets you name a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach after your Valentine! (or your ex, or your mother-in-law, or your frenemy. It's completely up to you)
Talk about a gift to remember. And it's not like you'll have to worry that someone else got your Valentine the same thing, either.
It's only $15 and, of course, the proceeds help the zoo. But if that isn't enough, there are other packages to purchase including "The Works" which includes a certificate, roach socks, roach pin, and chocolates in the shape of roaches for $75.
There are other combos and ways to buy things individually, as well. CLICK HERE TO CHECK IT OUT!